Ten-year-old Mogmurch is deranged. Mogmurch lives with his mate Rempty who has an irritating habit of licking his face clean in public (especially when he leaves the village). She thinks his use of alchemy is very clever, and while she loves the flavor Mogmurch’s experiments leave on his face, she worries that he’ll some day blow himself up when she’s not around to watch.


Male goblin alchemist 1
NE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +3


AC 17, touch 15, flat-footed 13 (+2 armor, +4 Dex, +1 size)

hp 10 (1d8+2)

Fort +5, Ref +6, Will -1


Speed 30 ft.

Melee club +0 (1d4 -1)

Ranged bomb+6 (1d6+2 fire)

Special Attacks bomb 3/day (1d6+2 fire, DC 12)

Alchemist Extracts Prepared (CL 1st)
1st—cure light wounds, shield
Extracts Known detect undead, jump, reduce person, true strike


Str 8, Dex 18, Con 13, Int 15, Wis 8, Cha 10

Base Atk +0; CMB -2; CMD 12

Feats Brew Potion, Great Fortitude, Throw Anything

Trait Bouncy

Skills Craft (alchemy) +6, Heal +3, Knowledge (nature) +6, Perception +3, Ride +8, Sleight of Hand +8, Stealth +12, Survival +3

Languages Common, Goblin, Varisian

SQ alchemy (alchemy crafting+1, identify potions), mutagen (+4/-2, +2 natural, 10 minutes)

Combat Gear potions of cure light wounds (2), acid (2), alchemist’s fire (3), smokestick, tanglefoot bag

Other Gear leather armor, club, lucky pet toad “Ambfibier,” spectacles (for show), gourd of pickled leeches about ready to eat (counts as 1 day’s field rations), juicy slug in a small pot (snack), skull face mask, metal codpiece, jester’s hat, pumpkin-head lantern, black eyepatch (with hole cut out in it to see), hard leather boot (used as belt pouch), formula book (contains all extract formulae known).

Goblin Trait: Bouncy

Your bones, flesh, and skin are a bit more elastic than those of most goblins—when you fall, you tend to bounce a little better than them as a result. Whenever you take falling damage, the first 1d6 points of lethal damage suffered in the fall are automatically converted to nonlethal damage. You also gain a +2 bonus on all Reflex saves made to avoid unexpected falls.


Mogmurch’s Song

Things go boom when Mogmurch throws,
Much more fun than using bows.
Sometimes where the boom boom blows
Is not my fault-that’s how it goes.


We Be Goblins! Avihs_Aragoth