We Be Goblins!
Sadistic Chuffy is horrible indeed. He loves to sneak up on his enemies and stab them. If he gets the chance, he also likes to light fires--lighting fires is Chuffy's idea of great fun, almost as enjoyable as causing big explosions.
Male goblin rogue 1
NE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5
AC 17, touch 15, flat-footed 13 (+2 armor, +4 Dex, +1 size)
hp 11 (1d8+3)
Fort +2, Ref +6, Will +1
Speed 30 ft.
Melee dogslicer +5 (1d4 -1/19-20)
Ranged dart +5 (1d3-1)
Str 8, Dex 19, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 13, Cha 6
Base Atk +0; CMB -2; CMD 12
Feats Weapon Finesse
Skills Acrobatics +8, Bluff +2, Climb +3, Disable Device +8, Escape Artist +8, Knowledge (local) +5, Perception +5, Ride +8, Sleight of Hand +8, Stealth +16
Languages Common, Goblin
SQ trapfinding +1
Combat Gear potion of cure light wounds, potion of jump, 6 caltrops
Other Gear leather armor, dogslicer, 6 darts, lucky pet toad (“Fat Frog”), lock of hair from Goodwife Lotty still tied around her dog’s paw (worn on a thong about Chuffy’s neck), 3 metal skewers, stuffed raven, pet spider (called Stankrush) in a wire cage, 3 spare bug cages, bottle of brine-soaked alligator eyes (equivalent to 1 day’s trail rations), child’s doll with the eyes taken out, grappling hook, 3 tindertwigs, curved sewing needle, set of thieves’ tools, cowbell (worn).
Goblin Trait: Pustular
Your face is covered in unpleasant pimples and outright boils that have a tendency to pop at inopportune moments. Although this makes you particularly ugly, you’re also used to the discomfort. Whenever you’re subjected to an effect that caused the sickened condition, you make make two saving throws to avoid the effect (if a saving throw is allowed), taking the better of the two results as your actual saving throw.
Chuffy’s face might make you sick.
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick.
And if you are his stabby pick-
Then knife goes in you stick stick stick!